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Benign Humor

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    das-vadanya:

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    if-inconvenient-comeanyway:

    king-moriarty-in-the-tardis:

    doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]

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    excuse me

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    The great sass war

    (via hi-john-im-alive)


    1 hour ago
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    chris-noth:

    today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

    (Source: likeasolarfire, via cruisecontrolforcool)


    1 hour ago
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    "You’re not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it."
    - Malcolm X (via brashblacknonbeliever)

    (via joseph-motherfucking-biden)


    1 hour ago
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    sherlockiers:

    • this site is not your life
    • it can comfort you, but it’s not a cure for your problems
    • people here can be very nice or very mean
    • a follower counter does not define you
    • what does is how you treat people


    1 hour ago
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    hungarian:

    it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

    (via joseph-motherfucking-biden)


    1 hour ago
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    dorothy-cotton:

    THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

    FUCKING NAME

    FOR EVERYTHING

    AND EVERYONE

    (via joseph-motherfucking-biden)


    1 hour ago
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    kapooyah:

    bellabracha:

    what even IS american culture

    it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

    i don’t get it

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    (via thetinyfawn)


    2 hours ago
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    jirk-dake: strawberryroyalty: fizzlemuffins: it’s 3 in the fucking morning what am i doing with my life im peeing the best part is this isn’t even a clever pun or anything this literally happens in the game

    jirk-dake:

    strawberryroyalty:

    fizzlemuffins:

    it’s 3 in the fucking morning what am i doing with my life

    im peeing

    the best part is this isn’t even a clever pun or anything this literally happens in the game

    (via clavejohn)



    quidditchcapricious:

    My absolute favorite thing is finding a book I can’t put down

    And reading it until really late at night

    And only stopping when my eyes start to hurt and my vision gets blurry from either sleep or strain

    And when I put it down I realize how tired I am and fall asleep instantly.

    In the morning, I wake up, and the first thing I do is pick up the book

    And I read until I’m hungry, or I need to pee.

    I just love that.

    (Source: quidditchcapricious, via glow-wonder)


    4 hours ago
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    “Cat Gun” is a really great game. I recommend it.

    galesofnovember:

    All you actually need is an agreeable cat,  but if helps if you have at least 2 people + 2 agreeable cats.   Hold your cat as if you are holding a AK 47,  point the cat at another person ( or a dog)  and go “pew pew pew!”.   If the other person is also “armed”, they can return fire.  Repeat until the cat stops being agreeable, or until you get bored of it.   If you have nothing better to do and have a really passive cat you could conceivably play this game for hours. 

    (via cruisecontrolforcool)


    4 hours ago
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    diamondtwink:

    My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

    (via praying)


    4 hours ago
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    cosrnos:

    if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

    • fuck you

    (via praying)


    4 hours ago
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    lunuh:

    i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was

    (via praying)


    5 hours ago
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     all the more reason to delete it lol


    bideogams:

    *goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*

    *comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*

    (via praying)


    5 hours ago
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    praying:

    hoshigumayuugi:

    i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early


    5 hours ago
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