"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!
IT GOT BETTER
more metal than the left side of the periodic table
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
watch, we’ll wake up tomorrow and there will be another 10 edits of madara’s right eye
people who sleep with one pillow make me sick
people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed
[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh
King of the Hill managed to make a perfect prediction years ago.