Benign Humor

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

mr-egbutt:

it was 2am and i suddenly remembered this post

mr-egbutt:

it was 2am and i suddenly remembered this post

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

forlackofabettercomic:

Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!

forlackofabettercomic:

Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!

great-thanos:

I love this anime/manga so much. I’ve been reduced to tears twice.

hanji-zoe:

good job eren. just throw your scarf on her goddamn face.

hanji-zoe:

good job eren. just throw your scarf on her goddamn face.

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

sharkthemepark:

Birthday 17

sushinfood:

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.
Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.
Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.
ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.
I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!
You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.
Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

officialunitedstates:

space elevator also acts as a real elevator on earth.  so you get in and just want to go up a couple floors but then another dude gets in and hits the moon button and you’re like charlie not again im going to be late for work

qohr:

COOL ZONE

qohr:

COOL ZONE